Acid Rain & Blood Stains
Shouñte |♐| Jamaican and Indian |

octobra:

if you step on the back of my shoe and it comes off I will do the same thing to ur head

(Source: youtubeofficial)

jolinxo:

modelingschool:

ratchetivity:

dickprintbandit:

icecream-eaterrr:

*falls in love w a nigga i know gone play the hell out of me*

tbh.

My fav

*pretends i didn’t know better*
*is bitter as hell*

where’s the lie?!

You have to be odd to be number one.
-

Dr. Seuss

This changed me

(via reveriesofawriter)

(Source: lsd-soaked-tampon)

h0odrich:

snobdylan:

h0odrich:

*rolls a blunt the size of my dick* ‘I deserve this’

thas a small blunt

don’t even pretend you’ve been graced with the sighting of *drum roll* this dick

burgrs:

hotdammysammy:

burgrs:

*eats 1,000 oranges* its fruit i won’t gain weight

An orange is approximately 87 calories. If you were to eat 1,000 oranges that would be 87,000 calories.

its fruit i wont gain weight 

beyoncescock:

seven billion people on this planet and i have 2 friends

pleasestopbeingsad:

things life is too short for:
- hating yourself
- pretending to laugh at “jokes” that are actually just bigoted statements
- not singing along to your favorite songs
- waiting hours to text someone back just to look cool
- bad coffee
- bad books
- mean people
- body shaming
- letting other people dictate your life

(Source: positivedoodles)

(Source: ww3tour)

piplump:

Pros and cons of boys:

  • Con: They’re dicks
  • Pro: Their dicks

(Source: piplump)